You find yourself in a Home Depot surrounded by cute grills. You’re craving some delicious grilled meat, but there’s one problem.
You can only afford to buy one of the grills.
Which one will you share your life with? It’s time to go on some dates!
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It’s time.
You’ve been training your writing skills for months, and now it’s time to put them to use in the fiercest, most physically-and-mentally-taxing way possible.
The Belated-Birthday Writing Triathlon!
It’s time.
You’ve been training your writing skills for months, and now it’s time to put them to use in the fiercest, most physically-and-mentally-taxing way possible.
The Writing Triathlon.
One of the most fun ways to play card games is by “drafting.”
You get packs of random cards, pick one card you like, pass the rest to people sitting with you, and repeat until all the cards are gone. Then you use what you picked to build a deck.
So if drafting cards is so much fun, would it be possible to “draft” a story?
Beginner writers always ask: how can I write about something that’s already been written?
What do you do when you want to write about a magical school, but Harry Potter already exists? Or a tournament where kids kill kids but Hunger Games already exists?
The answer is easy. It all lies in the twist.
WikiHow is one of the craziest places on the Internet, and that’s saying something. It has articles on literally everything, from How to Apply Makeup in Sixth Grade to How to Hide the Fact that You Forgot to Wear Underwear. All with completely serious instructions and professional step-by-step illustrations.
So what happens when we write stories about some random WikiHow articles?
This pig isn’t going to be slaughtered by Farmer Chuckins.
This pig has a plan.
And it involves the New Year’s countdown and a rocket ship.
Church bells are ringing. Elves are singing. Donkeys are braying for joy.
Shrek and Santa Claus are getting married!
…there’s only one problem: they can’t use the letter “E” to tell their story.
Sometimes a photo haiku-caption context can get bloody. The competition can get fierce, leaving only two competitors, sweaty and panting, competing for the final trophy.
That’s a real photo haiku-caption death match!
You approach an article on the Internet. It’s large, intimidating, and static-y. You smell a whiff of memes wafting from inside. What do you do?
- To read the article, click “Continue reading” below.
- To run away, click BACK on your browser.
- To embrace the poison grasp of the infinite void, do nothing.