The first “Just F*cking Write Something!” Story Contest is over and the results are in.
Which stories made the top? Read on to find out!
Month: May 2020
Writing a good dating profile is a lot like writing a good story.
Let’s go over the 5 elements to keep in mind, then practice writing some dating profiles together!
Writing the beginning of a story is by far the hardest part.
Let’s go over 4 things to keep in mind when starting your own, then practice by writing some beginnings together!
Writing tweet-sized stories is a great way to hone your talent at being able to write concisely.
…it’s also a great way to explore the wide world of memes.
Creating tension in a story is hard, and killing it is easy.
So let’s go over 4 tension tips to use AND to avoid then write our own tension-inducing story together!
Writing a monster that’s actually scary to read is not easy.
So let’s go over some examples of terrifying monsters from books, talk about why they work, then practice writing some of our own together!
If you’re like me, you’ve watched your significant other play Animal Crossing: New Horizons for an unreasonable number of hours. And if you’re like me, you may have noticed that some things about the game feel a bit… strange.
In an attempt to explain the bizarre occurrences that happen time and time again in this game, I would like to propose a simple theory that glues all of its quirks and eccentricities together.
The theory is this: your character in Animal Crossing is a powerful god who is being sealed away on the island, to prevent them from wreaking havoc on the rest of the world.
Sounds too far fetched? Let’s go over the evidence.
There are HUGE differences between writing a story and writing a blog.
Let’s talk about what they are, and then YOU vote for a topic we’ll write a blog post about together!
It’s the big day. Your ex has finally pushed you over the edge, and slicing their tires or filling their Oreos with toothpaste just doesn’t cut it for revenge anymore. You’re ready to go for something a bit more to the point.
But I know what you’re thinking: how can you make that ex of yours go extinct while still charging your power crystals and chakras?
Thankfully, from my years of experience both getting away with serial murders and working as a five-dollar-per-minute phone psychic, I’ve compiled a list of the perfect murder methods for each and every astrological sign.
Whether you’re a spicy scorpio or a vigilant virgo, you’re sure to find a tactic that calls out to you!