Writing Flavor Text for Random Images

What the heck is “flavor text” and why should you care?

Let’s discuss, then write some flavor text of our own for whatever crazy images you suggest!

During the last stream, the subscribers requested that we write some flavor text together together.

We’ve done this topic before, so if you missed it or don’t know what “flavor text” is, be sure to check it out here.

Here’s the images that chat voted for us to create flavor text for, along with a few highlights for each:

#1. Skeletons and Fire

“What did you think I meant when I said I was ready to bone?”
—Me

“Is not death if you embrace it.”
—JoeKerr

Their souls molded together, their bodies stayed separate.
—generalgooglelos

Using the x-ray to check on the quintuplets was a mistake.
—kitfalbo

“Who do you think put Prometheus up to it?”
—cozyrogers

“To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.”
—aerydux

The flame burned brighter as their bodies inevitably burned to ash.
—Justintoonz

“I have a bone to pick with you.”
—totescoax

#2. Wild West Train and Cowboys

This was not what Clyde had in mind when they said the next mission was going to be hot and steamy.
—Abbey

Cattle rustlers accosted the train because they heard it had a “cow catcher”
—DougsWorld

They wanted a robbery of gold but had to settle with corpses.
—joe_g89

It costs a hundred thousand bucks to slap a train on those rails. To stop it? A horse and a revolver.”
—cozyrogers

Trains are invulnerable to revolvers. The humans inside? Not so much.
—gameon12321

I was told to arrest my train of thought, but I don’t think this is what they meant.
—kitfalbo

As the three horsemen circled the steam engine, Curtis Buckle realized he forgot his train-wrangling lasso.
—Justintoonz

Skin of iron, heart of coal, guts of treasure”
—generalgooglelols

The horsemen of the apocalypse were prepared for the modern era.
—rockevelation

#3. Horned Wraith
(From Deviantart)

The dark rider surveyed the forest of petrified souls.
—AlyxVixen

Each of these pillars has its own story. If you let him, he will tell you.
—gameon12321

Those who approached the stones soon found themselves changed.
—rockevelation

What is seen reflects the soul of the beholder.
—generalgooglelols

Ten spires. Bars of stone. His prison, crumbling. Tick. Tock.
—cozyrogers

“Grab my antlers and hold on for deer life.”
—joe_g89

“Death rode a dead horse in a land as dead as both of them”
—Justintoonz

“He is bound to this realm by the faith of his followers. An idea immortal. But age spares no man: not even Saint Nicholas.”
—cozyrogers

If you want to join us and help write a story by trolling in chat, or share your own writing for feedback, then we’d love to have you join us on Twitch.

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Hope to see you next time, friend!

Featured image: unspalsh