You’ve found the secret to eternal youth: peanut butter. Thanks to your reverse peanut butter allergy, consuming the creamy concoction actually makes you more youthful.
The only problem? You’ve been kind of lazy these past 80 years and forgot to eat any. Now you’re old, weak, and can’t open the jar of Skippy.
During the last stream, chat voted that we write this prompt: You’re 80 years old and you need to find a way to open the peanut butter jar.
Scroll down to read our story below, or watch it here.
There were lots of ways we could’ve taken this one!
You can read the story on Wattpad here.
If you want to join us and help write a story by trolling in chat, or share your own writing for feedback, then we’d love to have you. We stream on Twitch every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday at 7:30pm-11:30pm (U.S. Eastern Standard Time).
And you missed the stream, you can still watch them on the YouTube channel, or watch the full stream reruns.
Hope to see you next time, friend!
Scott Wilson is the author of the novel Metl: The ANGEL Weapon,
forthcoming March 2019.
Featured image: Pakutaso (Edited by me)