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A Picture Book for Baby ELDER GODS

Today is Gn’irut’s first day at Meft’knglwah Pre-School for Star Spawns. Hooray! But he’s feeling a little bit scared because he’s never been away from his mom R̷̻̻̠̲̪͙̠̖̎͛̂͝ò̸͈̦̬̺͆t̶͔̩̰͖̮͙͈͙͒̓̏̀͂́̾͛́͋̉̕͘͝͝ͅn̶̡̧̤̬̲̻̠̄̀͛̅̍͆͆͐̋͐̊̾̄̎͜͠ͅa̵͓͚̱̓̊͝c̵̢̲̝̲̘̺̖̞̳͋̓̆́̋͊̍͛͛ before. 

During the last stream, we wrote a picture book.

Chat came up with a bunch of ideas for picture books, then voted on this one:

A picture book for baby elder gods, devouring galaxies etc.

Here’s what we wrote, along with some illustrations!

Gn’irut and Pandemonium at the Elder God Preschool 

Page 1

Picture: Gn’irut being dragged by his mom into the school floating in the cosmos with skull-shaped galaxies in the background.

Text: Today is Gn’irut’s first day at Meft’knglwah Pre-School for Star Spawns. Hooray! But he’s feeling a little bit scared because he’s never been away from his mom R̷̻̻̠̲̪͙̠̖̎͛̂͝ò̸͈̦̬̺͆t̶͔̩̰͖̮͙͈͙͒̓̏̀͂́̾͛́͋̉̕͘͝͝ͅn̶̡̧̤̬̲̻̠̄̀͛̅̍͆͆͐̋͐̊̾̄̎͜͠ͅa̵͓͚̱̓̊͝c̵̢̲̝̲̘̺̖̞̳͋̓̆́̋͊̍͛͛ for so long before. 

Page 2

Picture: Gn’irut bursting into tears of lava, imagining a favorite scene from Cocomelon.

Text: When his mommy left, Gn’irut started crying. He couldn’t help it. He didn’t want to be at preschool, he wanted to be at home, watching Cocomelon!

Page 3

Picture: Gn’irut crying less and looking at his teacher as she talks to him nicely.

Text: But then something nice happened. One of Gn’irut’s preschool teachers, Miss. Eihryyukdw, came over. She said that some of the other spawn were playing dodgeball with asteroid belts, and Gn’irut could join if he wanted.

Page 4

Picture: Gn’irut smiling and holding an Earth-like planet as an asteroid slams into it, thrown by another spawn.

Text: Gn’irut had so much fun! He’d played asteroid belt dodgeball with his dad sometimes. He even taught the other spawn a few cool tricks he knew, like using a populated planet as a body shield!

Page 5

Picture: Spawn laughing as human screams and head bleeds.

Text: And that was just the start of the fun. Another preschool teacher, Mr. Lnikw’aah, showed all the spawns how to single out a specific human to drive mad. Gn’irut laughed and laughed as blood oozed out of the mortal’s eye sockets!

Page 6

Picture: Spawn ooohing as inside-out humans writhe in agony.

Text: And Gn’irut learned some fun things too! Everybody did a science project together where they altered the fabric of physics, resulting in uncountable pathetic creatures being turned inside out. Gn’irut had never seen a heart beating on the outside before!

Page 7

Picture: Gn’irut smiling and using the black hole bathroom.

Text: Then, when Gn’irut’s celestial sac neared supernova, he was a big boy and used the black hole bathroom all by himself! His mom was going to be so proud when he told her.

Page 8

Picture: Gn’irut eating his terrifying lunch.

Text: Lunch time! Some of the spawns brought their own flesh boxes from home, but Gn’irut ate what the preschool lunchlady gave him. It was delicious! Nothing hits the spot quite like the supple screams of innocence forever lost, with a nice refreshing juicebox of the ever-waning sanity of priests who knew not what they worshipped.

Page 9

Picture: Gn’irut tucked in a cocoon, scared in the darkness.

Text: Gn’irut was having so much fun at preschool… until it was nap time. The teachers devoured the nearby galaxies to shut off the lights, and suddenly it was very, very dark.

Page 10

Picture: Tentacles wrapping around Gn’irut in the dark.

Text: Gn’irut was so scared! He always had his pulsating ball of eternally tormented souls for his nightlight at home. Coming to preschool was a mistake after all!

Until Miss. Eihryyukdw saw that he was scared, came over, wrapped her tentacles around him, and sang a lullaby that reminded him of his mom….

Page 11

Picture: Gn’irut falling fast asleep with a smile on his face.

Text: T̵͖̠͐̏̈́͛̏͒̂̃̽̽h̵̛͎̺̭͓̟̥̲̣͇̜͙̳̺͊͑͊̈́́̃̋́͌̚͠ͅe̸̘̦̣̜̪̬͚̋̾̉̋͆̏̽̽̈́̓̿̎̈́̚̕ ̸̛̫͇͈̩́͊͌̆͑̅͑́͊͂͋͋͘b̴̡̨͇͈͇̅́̕ò̶̢̘̣͕̖̺͗͂̇̔̉̓̉͂̕͝d̷̢̛͚̗̖̖̙̫̖̩̆͌̅̈́͗̀̇̓̒̈́͆y̶̙̮͔̯̮̮͈͚̥̐͜͝ ̵̛͎̾͗̅̒͂̏͛̆͊̀̚̕o̴̧̨̧̦̞̗̿̅̍̀͌̒̚͠͝f̷̖̯̭͓̞͉͙͖͐̒̾̓͗̉͛̃̚͜ ̴̛̛̼̟̭̲͔̱̠̘̽̐̆͒̃̃̋͌͋̂͘͠m̶̨̢̯͓̦̟̼͓̜̘̰̲̈́̌̾̔̈́́͋̒͋͜i̶̲̬̽̒̿͂̌͂̄̽͒͑̾̉̃͘͝ͅͅņ̷̭̥́͛͌̓̑̌̅̈́̿́̚d̸̞̻̙̫̮͎̫̦͍̟́̽̇̀̒̆̾̎̈́̀͛͆̐͝ ̸̘̙̈́̾̃͂͌̅͠͠i̵̧͓̩͍̓s̴͔̻̹̞̄̒̾̃͛̃͊̿̂̈̃̑͠ ̷̨̧̠̖̯͓̝͑̒̉̍̾̾̓͛̈́͋ḡ̴̡̖̫͚͕͆̋͗̅̓̂̀̇͆̈́̈́̀̋ǫ̴̢̛̼̬̭̦̱͚̺͓̠͇̫̙̫́̀͌͌̋́̓́o̵̩̦̬̱̙̫̯͙̮̠͐̃̃͗̊̈̂d̷̛̬̗̣̈́͆̊̔̾͒͆̂͐̕ ̶̨̡͍̤̞̪͕̮͓̯̣̦͔̬̉ͅf̸͕̼͓̩̟̖̹̮̭͋̑̐͛̎͊̑͜͝ǒ̷̫͖͇̜͉̬͔̥͕͔̮̩͔͚̿͋̀͝r̸̲̪̙͕̳͇̯͇͖̄ ̸̞̃̾̊̌̈́̕̚ͅy̶̧̧̢͖̦̫͈̲͕̱̓̀͜ǫ̷̡̣͖̟̫̯̮̳̠͇̽̈̚̕ừ̴͔̣̬̦̳̭̼̦̺̭̌̔͜ͅ.̴̡̮͖̟̯̩̟̠̰͍͎̂̏̈́̏̉͗̌̈́͋͑̂͑̓͐͜ͅ

̵̧͖͔̘̫̎͋̋̓̋ͅT̷͍̬̗̹̝̥̰͘ͅw̷̳̣͐̋̀̊̈́̑̍͒o̸̢̡̼̟͓͎̦͔̺̞͉̥̤̿͆̿̽͋͠-̵̡̧̞̤͔͔̮̝̋̃́͑͛̎̇͐̃͊ͅf̸̧̧̭̘̲͓̑̽̀͒̉̆̓̔̐̕̚͘ͅì̴̹̙̟͇̊͛͒̿͌̌̋͛̽̐̈́͘̕͝ņ̸̨͔͇̬̼͖͉͙̞͌͗̂̓͆̒͊̆͐͝͝͠g̷̭̟̗̤͔̦̞̀̓̆͋̃́̓̔͂̓̅͒̈͜͝ͅȩ̴̱̃́̍̑͠ŗ̸̨̲̗̮͇̞͇̰͈̱̹͍͉̟̒ ̴͕̣̯͕͈͇͚̘̜̼̹͊̃̐̏̀̌̀̇̀͂̐͘͠ͅJ̶̢̡̢̫̗̝̦͈͓̖͍̥͒͊͌́̂͛̀̔̋͗͘͘͜͝ò̸͈̲̟̦̟̩͓h̷̢̗̲̥̳͕̦̼̹͆̈̏̒n̷͇͒̌͗͗͋͊͐͛̈́ ̴̨̛̛͂̈͐͊̽̉̀͝s̶̼̠̞͎̟̱̞̩̲͙̤̿̅̏̽̈́t̸̻̐̔͐͝o̸̢̨̨̢̱̳̙̮͙̠͚͙̥̊͂̎͐̄͒̀͂͜͝l̷̰̤̪̝̳̆͗̈́̃̂̊͠é̸͚͎ ̸̰̣͚̥̕ẗ̵̻́̄̆̈́̔̽̔̋̓̄̎͊͠͝h̵̢̙̰̹̯̪̤͇̦̻̋̈̎̍̋̉̏̏̈́͆͘͜͜͠e̷͔̭̦͙̖̣͈͔̹̖͉̅̔̀̈̅̽̀̿̊̓͐͜͠ͅͅ ̷̟͈̠̰͎̩̺̝̜̖͓̗̈́̏̅̊̐̚͝g̸̢̨̜͔̹̱̜̰͈̤̠̋̒̈́̽͛͑͑̔̇̑̅ͅǫ̸̢̤̱̟̺͎̤͖̖̞̦̠̙͑̓́̈́̈́͋͛̀͒͂͘͜ơ̵͓̻̹̻̇̄̄̎̔d̶̨̟̪̫̲͚̤͍͋̋̋̄́̾̆̀̚͘͝s̶̟̼̼̞͓͙̀̏̽.̸̟̥̯́͊͑̐͘͝

̷̢̧̱̼͓̥̱̔͠Ă̷̡̞̦͉̗̙͙̍̆̅̀̀̒͌͆͑̎͒͝ ̷̨̪̠̪͖̖̘͇̹͕̌͂͗̂̾̍͐̐͠g̷̙̥̳̓͋̉̔̋l̴͔͊́̀̈́́̏̍͘͝͝ỉ̶̲͙̯̂t̸̡̡̺̰̙̤̥̞̘̣̥̣͙̪̜͋̊̔̋͆̐͘t̴̺͔̘̤̰͊̀̅͊̓͝ę̷̗̗̠͍̘̙̥̺͓̥́̍̋̊̃́̃̑͋̎r̵͕͕͇͂̈́̂͋̿̚͝ͅi̷̼̔̋̿̆̈́̇͐̓́͌̃̽͝n̸̜̮̣͍̗̯̻̤̺͈͎͖̒̉͋̃͊͂̓͜g̴͉̩̻̦͓͍̳̾̆ ̷̨͔̬̱̻͒̾̈̏̍͊̔͝ğ̸͕̹̜͗̐̋̌̈̈̓̽͘͜͝͝͝͠e̵̡̛͍̫̝̰̠͓̻͈̺͖̻̰͂͐̏̂͒̈́̄͋̓̀̽͝͝m̸͙͋̏ ̶̢̛̯͔̼̯̘̗̤̙̰̂̓̃̔̍̀w̷̥̫̞̜̫̽o̸̘͍̣̞̙̼͙͚̤͆̀̂̌̈̑̌ͅu̸͔̳̦̰̔̿͛͐͑̀̋̾̓̓͂͛l̸̡͎͇̩̬̰̜͙͍̲̐̈́̈̽͛͂̀͠d̵̖̭͙͇̩̭̱͈̥͂̂̊͊͆̈́̀́́̕͝ ̴̯̝̊͜d̷̖̓̋i̸̡̦̗̯̥͊̈́̓̒̇̀͑͝͝e̸̡͇̼̜͎̪̼͊́͂̌̀̅͌͑͘ ̷̨̢̛̛̛͇̫̱͕̪̼̻͉͍̜̋͆̏̂͆̂̇̋̔f̸̢̨͉̙̞̮͕͉͎͍̹̹͊͌͋̿̃̈́̆͋̀͐̈̚͜͝ǫ̵̨̝͔̝̬̰̣͇̘̮̙͖̼͂̔r̷̫̩̫̻͔͓͉̺̈́͌̑̇̓̐͂̾̏̈́͜͜ ̵̬̼̜̗͇͍̭̙̐̂̂́̐̾̒̑̈́̄̈́́͘͘͘ả̷͉̯̝̼͔̪̟͚͉͙̠̘͍͔͆͋̍̈̄̀͒͒̕̕ ̴̡̫̖̥̼̺̱̟͈̙͕̦̈́̿̂̄̔̋̄̈́̉̋̏͆͜͜g̸̫̖̊̉͐́̃͠ŗ̴̜͕̘͓̹̘̠̘̟̇̒̈͗͐̀̈́̒̄̍ą̶̗̼͇͉̞̹̻̙̫̯͖̜͒̊̇́̏͐͛̇̾͂̈́̔̄̃̈ṗ̸̨͓͕̭̬̙̟̻̣̥̓̿̇͜͝e̶̢̧̜̰͊f̵̡̱̤̟̲̿̑͆͆͂̀ȓ̸̐̈͐͜u̵͍̫̹̗̺̼̐̂͒̀̊͌̇̑͂̒͘͝i̷̢̯͎̹̪̓̉̓͗̿̏̈́̌̊̅̑̓̕͠t̵̻̝̖́͒́́̐!̷̧̠̗̼̤̰̺͎̭̠̙̳̣̣̭͒̊̈̿̃̿̈́̉͒̾̆̀̕͘̚

̶̗̈́̀̒P̶̢̢̹͇͎͉̦̻͔̍̎̎̐͊͒̄̉̇̓̈́̂́́͝ȃ̸̞̜͉̤̥̬͌͑͘͝s̸͔̻̘̳̰͚͓̉̈́̌͂̆̂̚̕͜s̷̭̫̺̰̻͈͚̥͕̟͈̎į̷̯̩̳͕̙̯̭̞̻͖͖̜̰͑̅́̄̉ȍ̶͍̲̥͂̆̿́̈̔͂͘̚͠͠n̷̢̝͍̺̹̳̪͇͕̭̓̔̿̔͠ ̵̨̦̞͇̞̝̣̜͇͖̹̀̍̀̎̋̂̿̀̚͝ö̷̗̭͛̈́̌́͐̊́̎̍̍̄̔͝͠r̵̩̙̤̠̤̖̲̰͋̋͜ ̵̖̼̼̘͚̪̬͔̣̤̪̬̙̂̈͐͐̓͛͌͌͘s̵̖̄̃̽͛̌͆̈͌̍̆͘ȩ̴̹̣̪̗̺͚͂́̄͑̊͛̾͝r̵̡̧͍̟̝̆͜e̶̯̭̙͕̫̱͕͚͈̳͊͗̌͐͑̔͌̀͑͋̕͠n̵̛͗̄̍̍̇͛͊͜d̶̗̞̣͍͋̔̐̿̆̀͒̀́̌̅̆͊͘͝i̸͇̲̥͙͉͉͔̻͋̍͛̋̈́́͘p̵̧̡͖͓̥̦̟̩̲͖̬͎̟̦͕̈́̇͛̑̔͛̅̈́̂̀͊̈͌͝ǐ̸͎̬͈̳̞̓̽̀́̉̆͌͆͠ẗ̷̢̝͙͙͚͍̲̺͔͚̩̼̙̗́͌̓͘y̵̢̮̘̬̺̻̘̣̙̜̹̼͇̜̏̌̀͂̽̏̑͒ ̵̨̞̣̘͔̹͚͓̪̠̾̍̀̄̽̊̀͗͐͊͝͝ͅͅl̴̡̢͚͕̮̭̟̥̳̥͚̣̩̩̔́̀̃̈́̅̇̆̂̓͑̇ǫ̸̢̺̬̻͉̙̻͕͖̈́͘ͅv̵̤͙̯̰͓͚͓͓͋e̶̢̢͓̳͚̳͙͖̻̣̟̳͔͚͚̓͐̆̒̍̄͝͝s̶̢̘̱̼̋̈́̊̋̓͝ͅ ̵̡̨͙̺̣̪̥̝͖̯̀̕͜ͅa̴̠̠͇̩̼͔̣̳̭̽͐̐̋̈ ̸̨̺̦͇̱͍̦̺̙̪͋͗͛̊ǵ̸̛̗̘̱̹̩̜͈̫͎͛͛͒͐͛̀̒͆͗̏̀͒͝ͅó̷̙̣͓̿̒̄͜ö̵͙̫̳͖̰̭͉̯̪̯̫̃̓̓͠ͅͅd̴͈̺̞̿́̎ ̵̢̨̛̮͚̮̳̠͍̯͖̋̐͘j̴̡̝͕̬̥͛͒̏͌̈́͐͐̐͜͝ͅo̶̧̧͇̥͖̅͜͜k̸̪͖̓̈́͒͋͠ë̴̡̧̠̘͇̘̰́̊͌̋̀͛͛̈́̅͜͝!̴̢͈̼̗̝̬͒̓͋͑͌͌̈́̍̈́͘͠

̶̨̧͚̮̜͇̙̰̞̔̑̿̍́͑̏̅̋̈́̍͝A̷̡̭̮̱͚̥̹̻͓̭̹̺̦̭̝̋̈́̍́ ̵̠̘̈̏̌͋͑̉̐̕͜͜ǧ̷̢̩̫͔̲͉̳͎͚̇̎͛̾̾͊̚l̷̼͙̏̄͂́̚͝i̶̧̢̡̜̦̠̯̠̪̰̤͚̩̞͋̇t̶̨̮̣̗̼̩̉̈́͐̎̋̿͆̀̑̍̚̕ͅt̵̢̛͇̖̹̥͕̭̗̋̿̄̀̓͐͗̃̏͝͠e̵̦̞͍̜͇̱̟̬̥̹͙̳͒͛̋͗̍̎̀̂̚͠͠ṙ̶̛̙͖̊̇̍̈́̒̂͛͊̀͂̀͘̚i̶̫͉̰̓̂͊̿̄͋̽̑̑͋͊̌n̵̗̠̙̜̯̲̙̥͎̺̉͊ͅg̷̝͕̙̬̰̭̰̣̥͕̪̣͇͑̑̈́̋ͅ ̵̡̗̝̪̩̹̃̀̏̃̄̋̾̋͂̾̕ģ̷͈̙̜̍̓͌̈́̏̽̆̈́͊̀̊̅ȩ̷̹̲̰̦͚͕͙̦̾͜m̸̢̜̘͙͚̫̜͖͌̈́̇̓̕͝ͅͅ ̸͔̀̽͗̊̌̀͝͝ơ̴̲̊͌̈́̍͗́̈́̀ȕ̸̼̖͉͈̞̩͎̩̺̲̞̘̩̽̈́g̵͇̳͉̘̖̲̺̊͗͆̊̀̽̕͝h̶̭̥̙̥̞̩̺̰̲̫̯̭̃͊̐̆͆ͅṫ̶̡̛̫̫̝̦̗͍̤̥̔̔̄́̽̾͑̅̾͋̍̈́͘͜ ̷̳͉͎̠̗̘͚̙̀̈́̂̈́̆̍̇͗̀̈́̈́́̚̚͝t̷̛̛͐̉̔̄́͂̈́̕ͅo̵̡̫͑̎͒̌̐̽̓̈́̀̍͌̾̾͝ ̶̰̩̗͚̈́̀͌̚ͅb̷̢̫̀̓̇̌̓ȩ̵̢̛͍̻̯̦̬̂̅̓̓̅͒̈́͛͑̚͠ ̵̧̨̢̮͔͈̗̯͚̮̬́̅͛̋͗͜͠s̸̢̠͚̩̥̣͓͚̐̽͊̏͂̓͗̽ţ̵̮̦̜̜͇̭͔̖͑̐͐̐̀̒ę̸͍̜͇̻̹́͑́͑̉͋͑͝ŗ̸̛͍̮̼̰̝͉͎͍͋͝i̶̤̝̼̙̝̩̲̪͖̅͑͋̌͌̔̿̇͘͜͠͝͝l̵̟̞̒̿̓̈͛̑͝ĭ̷̢̢̛͓͙͚͚̻͙̫̩̘͌͗̄̃̆͑͌z̷̪̖͕͖͇̖͖̬͎͇͈̥̟̈̃͋͜͜͝͝è̶̛̜̘͍͉̏͋̾̿̎͂̋͠ḏ̵͎̩̪̹̯̗͉̗̭̝̠̾͒͝

̸̼̇̃̇̕̕G̵̮̥̲̫̥͎͇̻̺̘̘̹̈́̄̓͂̈́̏̀͠͝͝o̷̠̠̐͂͐̓͆͛̀̿͗̅̽͘̚ǫ̸̨͉̩͇̠̙͍͈̭̖̗̫̐̓̎͑̆g̷͕̼̞̐̑̉̆̑͑͜͝l̸̦̻̣̞̠̹̻̞̦͑̆̀e̶͉̦̘̺̼̓̓̔̂̀̍͝ ̸̢̨̯̦͙̩̯̦̇̄͛̀̏͒s̶̟͖͍̍̉̌̊̓̎̓h̴̠͍̮̿͗̋͊̆̈́̐̊͗͒͊̍o̷̢̧̝̺͉͙͈̻̮̥̥͎̝̓͐̃̎̎̅̉͌̈́̎̀͘͘͜͝ọ̴̧̡͓̬̮̣̹͈̻̠͛̓͋͆̓̓̊́ţ̷̨̛͖̪̻̭̥̮̬̮̆̌̀͒̊͐̀̓̽͒͘͝͝͠s̵̖̑͋̾̅̔̋̉̌̃̕͘̚ ̶̧̼̜̺̪̼̳͇̫̜̦̑̄̈̀̑͌͐̌͂̾̈́̉͘͠p̸̗̖͆̿̎ị̵̢̧̜̭̝̻̝̤̹̬̣̗̫̌̆̄̉͋̀͊͒̎̏̈͗n̴̨͓͕̠̱̺̼͑͊̓͐e̵͔̋̎̎̈̓͋̕a̵̡͚̤̾̿͜p̵̢̡̛͇͓͓͇̝̯̜̫͉̪̰̈́͂̋̎̀͌̀͆͘͜͝p̷̡̟̲̅͠ļ̸̙̱̘̘̦͔͈̥͔̄͂͗̽̈́̉̕e̷̝̠̘̤̎͛̃̆̕ş̴̛͎̰̭̖̀̃̉̉̐̃̀̀̽̌̾͂͠͠ ̶̜̦̘̣̑̎̎̇͌̽͝w̸̱͈͍̉͘í̸̦̖̲̺͇̬ţ̴̙̙͇͙͚͎̻̙͕̖̫̭̌͜ȟ̷͔̝̠͍̫̯̬̲͛̈͌̏̒̚͝͝ ̷̛̹̬̺̭̽̐̈́̇̀̈̿̊͝͝ą̷̦̙̩̜̳͉̰̻̿̾̄͝ ̵͉̜̈́̈̅̾̈́͐̔̾̃̑̆̈́m̵͈͚̳̻̤̬͈̥̝̹͙̳͔͈̑̆̀̿ͅa̷̛̩͗̄̿̀́͂͊͗͊̎̿̅͂͜͝ç̸̨̰͙̭̘̠̜͇̯̃̿̿͋̂̀̀̒͌ͅh̶̥̯̤͖͙̬̘͇͎̜̟̏̃̾́̅̈̓̍̍͑ͅį̴̟̪͖̲͎̖̲̤̪̥͉̞̑̍͗̓̍̈́̔͐͆̑͜͝͝ͅn̴̨̦̫̗̲̠̳͖̘͚̍́͋͂̂̂́͐̉͆̋̒̿͘e̸̪̘͔̱̲̗̞͛̄̿̄͠ͅģ̴̛̩̹͈̺̙̠̟͇̜̯̟̼̽̒̆̎̾́̊̄͊̔̋̈̕͘ṳ̶̡͕̪̲̻̗̫͙̯̥̽̂̈́͒͜n̷̡͈͚̱͙̻̲̻̤̥͍̫̰̯̬͗̏̎̋͐̓̾͌̓.̶͔̗͕̠̝̟͔̠͉̻̦̜͔͑́͊̅͜͝

̸̡̖͈̦̽̏́́̂́̃̓̾̍̐͒̏Ì̸̟̞̙̤̪̜͙̭̼̩̝̂̽͐͑͊̎̂̒͗͜n̵͙̳̅̈́̐̐̾͊̋̕s̷̢̮͓͔̖̼̦̪̾͘į̷̢̢̛̥̮̬̭̫͕͈͓̺̂̄̿̒͆́̉̎̂́ģ̴͇͍͙̰̭̯̻̣͙͍̏͊̏́̊̄̎͊͋͘̕͜͜͝ņ̴̪͇͍̖̇̈́͒̀̇̌̄̌̀͂̎̓͒͠i̶̛̮̯͌̍̆͋̇͑̎f̷͓̽̎͊͠ȋ̴͖͙̼̹͎̬̗̳̼̩̃̒c̴̢͎͕̩̠̝̈͂̕a̷͕̯̲̞̰̮̖͕͍̖͚͓͗͂̍͋̐̾͊̋̒̽͛͐͘͠n̶̢̧̡̝̙̮̰̦̗̂̚c̸̛͙̝̣͊̈́͝è̵̛̦͉̽̈́̊̑̅ ̷͚͉̳̪͒͆̊͊̉̒͝í̵̩̦̝̪̻̦̼̲͂͛̽̾͋́̅͊͋͘͘͝ͅs̶̡̧̨̧͔̲̭̺̯̮̦͙̗͙̦̀̃̀̑̓͘ ̶̨̡̡̻͇̥̱͚̯̹̟͔̦͈̄̾͊̈́͠ͅF̵̹̣̻͎̗̭̟̞̻͎͔̖̈́̓̏i̶͙̲̯̜̩͐͜͝n̶̢͖̰͓͕̜͇̱̝̝͉̟̈̃͆͂̐̇͆̽̓͒͘̚͝͝e̸̡̠̖̤̯̬̫̱̾͐̎̽̃͂ͅr̴̛̰̘͎̱̗͕͖̪̩̗͕̓̇͛̈͛͒̄̋̾̓͐ ̷͕͇͈̱͋͗́̒͊͛ͅt̶̢̼͖̜̗̪̖̣͚̣͍̮̾̈́̅̽͐̄̅̿͗͂̕͠͝ͅh̴̛̘̤͇͂̄͂̈́́a̵̱͑̎̉̊͒̋̅̚͘n̸̮͈̗̲̪̬̤̣͓̲̽͗̋̏͊̿̎̉̚ ̷̛̣͈͙͖̣̩̗̼̏̚f̷̹̦̹̭͙͈̼̻̩̽ȓ̶̢͉͍̲̪̲̝͕̟͉̖͋̐̄̍̈́̇͐̓ő̸̢͍̟̫̻̆͗̂g̴̟̦̰͓̠̙͙̞͊̿̈́͆͋̈́̉̔̒͐̀̑̀͌ ̴̡̢̨͕̤̘͓̝̜̙͔̤̋͐̎̑̓̚͝h̷̹̦̹͚̙̦͇͔̣̖̲́͐͝a̸̢̛̙̟̤͎̥̣̞̞̤̰̪̥̙͖͋̍̉͛͛͗̾͘͘͝͝į̵͔̟̯̖͖͕̰̼̺̹̠̇͗r̶̡̥͙̰̪͍̰̭͋̒͋̂̐͋̊

̴̢̣̫̦̭̪͈̼̣̻̼͔̱͑͒͌́̆̓͆̔̈́̄͑̏̚͜͝P̶̧̭̟͕̓̾̎́͌̅̈̄̕͝͠͝î̸̡̨͈̪̠̘̱̜̞̘͎̑n̷̛̝̓̉̒̑͘͠ö̷̗́͑̃̈̇̊̑́̒̄̂̿̕͘c̴̡̧̨̛͍͖̼͔͇̝̗̝̖̰̓͆̐͌̆͐̊̚͘c̴͓̻͈͚̭̞̔̋̈́͋̇̿̍̒ḥ̶̢̛̗̄̄̑́̌͑̈̆̏͗̅͠͠i̷͚͈̮̗̦̩̘̖̓͜o̶͈̩̝̗̥͉̖̹͇̱͕̟̓́̔͐͗̽͝͝ ̷̨̠̟̳̦̹̼̥͉͙̇̆̿̌͗̅͑̕͠ͅȉ̵̱̉̕s̸̨̭͍̐̒͌́̍̽̽̚͜ͅ ̴̛͓͋̎̇͋̈́̾͆͂͘͝ͅo̸̢͚̮͓̼͎͔̖̬̭̫̦͓͉̓̌͂́̓̎̅̊̃́͘̕͝͝m̴̨̡̻̟̿͒̄̌̃̂́̔ņ̶̖͈͇̻̩̦̮͋̇̏̏͒͋̇̓̉͛͌͒͐̑͝ͅį̸̨̤̩̺̖͊̈́-̸͙͑̽̑̑͐́͆̀̈́͝p̷̼̥̫͗̇r̸̨̛̦̻͉̆͋̾̐̎̈́̌̍̍̅̃͗̍͘͜e̵̡͚̗̥̫͇̩̙͋́͊̾̄́͂̎̑̈s̷̬̭̗̤̏̓̎̇̓͗e̶͙̰̙̥̦͔̙̋̓̎͌̈́͗̎̋̕͝n̷̢̛̟̣̹̫̜̭̦̘̬̹̯͙͑̄̏͗͆́͐̑͜͝ţ̶̢̫̭͎̹͔̺̹̯̮̮̆̈́͐̈͠,̷̜̬̠͓́ ̵̧̳̬̬̯̘͔͖͍̰̺̍̈̀̋̇̐̾̓̿̂̑̈́̈̕͝ͅm̸̝̠͚͖̍̊͗́̒̄͛̓̒̚ų̴̻̞͎̺̹̼̘̳͕̫̦͗͆͛̈́̕̚͜c̷͎̹̞͖̼̺̥͓̉̔̑͋̏̓̇͘͝͠h̵͇̼̪̘̤̲̺̬̰̤̏͋̓́̌ ̵̧̼̜̗̻̪̝̥̣̾̓̃̊̍͌͛̚l̸̛̤̟̠̈́͌͂̑̓͂̌̊͐͛͠ì̴̗̹̗͕̱͖̗͎̦̺͍̭̔̾k̵̡͖̖͑̿̌͆͛́̆̃͛͒͘͝͝ẽ̸̡̞̗̥̯̣̫̙̠̪̮̂̃̀̇͆̿͐͑͜͠ ̵̢͙͍͈͓̬̜̭̺̠͖͇̪̮͈̈̇͋̅̎͗͌̍̓̇͋͊͠c̷̫͈̱̞̭̭̬͋̑́ȃ̵͈͍̙̫̬̺͎̞̤̭͕͔͖̥̈́̓͑͋̍͛͗͋̀̇n̸̨̥̙̗̺͔̘͎͕̓̌̈̍̽̈́̇̊̋̋̄͘ḑ̶̡͈͎͎͕͋̽̀̏͝ÿ̷̨̢̺̲̟̟̟͇͇͎̦̭̹͉̟́̇̍̏͌.̴̢͙̲̾

̸̨̡̧̨̧̖̱͎̫̗͖̏̒̈́̑͊͑̀͛̈́̈̄C̵̟̩̣̥͎̘͇̯͐ą̷̛̙̹̼̙̣̞͍̗̳̣̌̓̈͂̎̔̎͐̔̅̅̉͝ͅm̷̦͔̟͖̕o̴̧̳͔̫̜̟̹͕̜̥̲̥̣͂͊̀̂̈́̔̊́͊͊̄͌͜͠u̴̡͍̥̺͈̪̺͇̖̖̩͉͐̌̈́̚̚ͅͅf̸̢̢̜̼͓̘̫̃̄̂̀̽l̷̺̠͙̄͌̂͋̈̂͘a̵̧̫̹̹̲̙̘̤͕̹͓̥̖͇̓̽̐̇̑̒̔͑̇͛͝͝͝ͅg̴͕̜̗̲̯̬͍̙̭̻̖̰̰̔̓͆̔͐̽̃̿͒͠e̴̱͇͈͖̹͓̫̰͕̭͋̓́͌̚͝ ̴̪̦̳̫͍͕̎́̕͠p̷͔̬̥̩̙͕̝̽̑́â̷̖̗̒͌̀̇̽̌͗̂̔̓͘͘͘͜ͅͅȋ̶̧͇̹͓̩̰̫̑͐̐͝ͅn̴̨̰͈͈̺̥͛̐̎́̂̚͠t̵͖̲̳̤̹̞̭̠͇̯̔̏̂̍͘̕͜͝ ̴̛̱͔͈̠̻͉͇͂̎̋̇̊̆̾̃̌̉ļ̶͚̖̹͈͕̩̼̹̍̆͛̐̐̅̂̑̀̕̚ͅͅo̴̙̬̎̾̄v̵̨͕̲͔͍̱̪̂e̵̛̠̰̮̼̥̘̪͐̽͆͗̀̀͐͆̚̕s̸͎̳̠̞̟̟̙̱̖͕̠͈̱̏̎͛̀̍̑͑̅̈́ ̸̣̑͛͗t̸̛͔̣̙̞͇̜͓͓͈̺̥̫̮̑̒͜õ̷͚̭̪͛͊̏́̋ ̶̹̳̘̭̄l̸̡̢̡̥̮̗̩͚̳̮͇̰̮̟̑͂͒͆̎̊̄͗o̸̹̰̯͑͂̆v̵̯͙̯̦̗̼͔̪̲͗́̿̅ę̷̜̜͕͎̝̀ͅ.̵̧̨̙̫̰́͋̓̎͑͆̓̏̈́̉̐͜͝

̴̻͙̹͓͍̔́̍̇͗̾̾̚R̶̞̩̻̍̑̏̆͗̋̀́̉͆͆̀͛͝ͅọ̸̒͊̐͒̃̅͐̐̓̒͝c̵̨̟̠̝͈̼̠̲̲͓̔̈́́͊̈̕̚͜͠ͅk̸̬̀̅̑̊̾͝ ̵͕̦͔̻̲͇̜̲̘̫͔̣́͋̌̋͐̑m̸̧͓͔̙̮̺̘̲̾̈̓̆̊̇̕u̶̳̱͔͎͔͙̠̘̯̇̓͆̀̔̄̚͝s̷̗̮̺̒̋͑̒̒̿̿͌̍͛̚̕͝͝i̸̢̛̭̠̫͔̪̜̣̍̓̄̃̒̆̄́͋̄̌̚͝ͅç̷̢̤̥̬̟̜̪̤̜̝͚͚̝̙̏͆ ̸͓̗͕̤̳͗̇͗̚i̸͔̻̭̬̣͉͇͇̟̥̠̝͍͋̈́͐́͗̅́̿ŝ̷̢̢̞̫̥̱̥͇̼̀͆̈́͂̇͛̕ͅ ̵̢͚͎̖̲̥̣͚̝̈́̽̀̏̇̍̎̊̈́͜͠͝͝ą̶̡̛̛͖͈͚̀͌͂̅̓͂̅͗̀͝ļ̵̛̤̝͌̊̒̽͊͝w̶̝͈̳̄̓̄́͐͒̈́̎̉̎͊͝ḁ̷̛̙̱̠͖͐̑̀̅̒̈́̓̔͐͊̆͒͜͝ͅỳ̶̨̢̡͙̘̣̜͓̬̯̦̺̠̓͗̀̆͊͂̽̔̏ͅṣ̴̨̢̢̠͇̥̝̬̗̱̠̺̑͑͋̍͑̂͛̓̈́͒̔͜͜͝͠͝ ̵̼̥͎̋́͌̓͊͂͠a̶̜͈̹̯̰̝͗̾͂͂͊͋̕͘͝ ̷̡̧̣͎̘̩͔̰͙̪̥̼̟̥́̈́͒͛̊̓̄́̀̈͊̋͠͝p̶̠͈̜͛͛̎̿͛͊̉̓̇͋̚̕͘͘l̷͉͕̟͙͎̙̘͓̆̈́e̴̜͔̓ā̵̭͖̝͚͗͆̔̀̿͆̾̂̒̂̎̚ͅṡ̴̡̨̳̙̰̖̭̈́̿͘͠u̷̧̦̰͖̼͎̠̻̺̲͇̯͊́̽̌͜r̷̢͔̜͕̻̳̫͖͕̯̦̭͎̾̐̈͌̍̿͊̎̌́͒͠ë̷̦̻́̆͗̋̀͋͑͊̌̊̋͠.̴̫̘̮̮̦̮̻͉̟͕̫̫̼̞͙̐̍͋̆̔̒͐̒̓͐̽̿

̸̸̵̸̶̵̴̶̷̶̷̶̸̶̴̵̶̶̸̵̸̵̵̷̴̵̷̧̨̨̢̢̡̡̧̨̢̢̡̨̢̧̧̢̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̻̫̟̤̭̮̬̥̭̱̦̞̝͔̮̪̞̩̰̼͇͔̩̥͖̣̝͕̤̺͈̰̪̹̥̩̭̫̞̥̞̳̲͓͈͓̫̭̹̱̲̩̠͇̭̞̙̝͔̲̟͍͔̦̳͉̹̞̹̤̗̣͓͍͔̟͙̜̟̫̖͇͕̹̬̜̜̦̖̠̮̺̮̥̫͓͓̤̞͈̗̥̩̞̗͚͍̫͓̼̱̬̘̳͍̥͎͚̭͍̳͔̣͍͙̥̝͓̰͈͕̖͎̪͇̜̭͙̙̻̬̪͇͎̺͈̘̜͈̭͇͔͓̫͓̘̬͎̭͓̬̖̦̩͍̺͕̳̼̗͙̦͍̳̱̤͎̩̮̼̯̭̤͇͇̘̙͖̦̹̘͇͈͕͔͔̫͈̫̩̻͚̞͔̲̘̝̯̯͇͇̜̲̭̼̙̑̈̀͑͛̏̈́͒̈́̔͋̓̾͐̽͛̀͛̅͛͊̔̀̓̔̈́́̔̅̀̉̎̋̒͂́̔͛̒̋̈̎̏̀̈́͊̅́̀͑̆̃̾͑̐̽̊̽͊̇̈́́̊͂̒̓̃̈́̔̔̅͑̃̆̏̔̒̎̈̄̾̌̀̏͌̊̿̆̔̎̾̔̓̔̊͑̋̾̔͆̄͊͊͒̓͋͋͗͂̄̓͂̆͆̇̈̓̍̆̑̑̑̆͌̿́͋̾̇̈́́͂͆̽̔͊̔͛̅̽̀̐̏͗̈́͌͂̑̀̏̔́̊͑̒̐̎̏̈́͗̈̇̈͊̕͘̚̚͘̚̕͘̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Picture: Gn’irut happy with his mom.

Text: Before Gn’irut knew it, he was awake from his nap, and the day at preschool was over! His mom came to pick him up.

“So how was your day at preschool, my little star spawn?” she asked him.

“It was awesome!” Gn’irut said. “I can’t wait to come back again next millennium!”

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Picture: Gn’irut and his mom walking away hand in hand as a giant elder god devours a universe in the foreground. 

Text: THE END!

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