A new year is upon us.
Let’s look back on the past year and forward to the new one by writing some haiku together about silly photos!
During the last stream, we wrote some New Year haiku, just like we’ve done many times before.
#1. Join Me For A Moss Lunch!
SCOTT
A cup of moss tea
Brought to the lips in the woods
Tastes like trying new thingsERICADEEL
Here upon our mossy throne
Repose a spell—but time has flown
Weathered creatures turn to stoneBOBICUS
Mossy sog tops stone
We settle on offered seats
Cold wetness pervadesABISENSEI
Tough green mountains, sticky humid air
A familiar feeling beckons
Won’t you rest your weary feet?BOGWITCH
moss grows as we wait
the silence simmers
the steam incipient lossJUSTINTOONZ
At a table in the woods
A mossy stump, with tea adorned
Take a drink; you’ve been warnedJOE_G89
Backpack smiling guy
his grin invites you to sit
you’re on his menu
#2. Sriracha Vending Machine (Also Flying-Fish Broth)
SCOTT
Glowing invitation
300 yen and the turn of a crank
A bottle of spicy memoriesJUSTINTOONZ
Spicy food reminds me
Of all the pain
The world givesERICADEEL
Sriracha surprise
My food’s been baptized
My bowels capsizeABISENSEI
Spicy saucy goodness
It’s been years since my last taste
My, how time and fish fliesJOE_G89
Add spice to dull food
Add more, it’s never enough
Drown it with distraction
#3. Abbey Stuffs Her Face
SCOTT
Ready to make the pizza
Wait, where did all the cheese go?
My hand inside the empty mozzarella bagJOE_G89
I love all the food
You know that food becomes poo
Then I recycleJUSTINTOONZ
Eyes rolled back /
Demon possessed /
Or on cloud nine?THEESUSPENCER
Oh what a great event
To see Abby’s hunger
As it came and went
Bite or inhale it does not matter
Down the hatch! Whether bowl or platterALYXVIXEN
Teeth sink in
Pleasure flows through
Ecstasy foundERICADEEL
I crave and wish
For delicious bliss
From a succulent dish
A perfect chef’s kiss
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Hope to see you next time, friend!
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