A universe where Spongebob and Patrick are married, or where Game of Thrones characters are in high school.
Let’s bring our cringey 13-year-old fanfiction imaginations to life!
During the last stream, the subscribers voted that we write some beautifully cringey fanfiction.
Chat came up with a bunch of great ideas and voted on this one for the first story: Toy Story meets the LEGO Movie.
Here’s what we came up with:
Ever since the arrival of the Unchanging Ones, Bricksburg had never been more prosperous. Buzz Lightyear the space ranger, Woody the rootin’ tootin’ cowboy, and a host of others all came into the city and lent their talents to help it grow.
Rex the dinosaur was a master excavator, helping to headbash tunnels; Mr. Potato Head acted as ambassador since he was the only one who could partially change himself; Hamm the pig helped the banks invest in new projects, like the giant Friendship Tower being built in the center of Bricksburg; and Buzz Lightyear himself helped fly up and construct the tower, all the way until the final, shining brick was ready to be placed.
But the last block had gone missing. Friendship Tower stood incomplete, its single gap at the top like a missing tooth. Everyone looked everywhere to try and find it, but to no avail.
All hope was lost… until Master Builder Emmet Brickowski skipped in and skidded to a smiling halt.
“Seems like you need the help of a strong, brilliant, handsome man, don’t you… Buzz?”
Buzz landed in front of Emmet, his eyes looking away as his face blushed.
“Listen, Emmett,” Buzz grumbled. “I’ve told you, it’s not gonna happen. But if you have any information that can help the Bricksburg populace, then let me know.”
Emmet put on a sly grin and winked at Buzz. “Oh, I have some info for you. But it’s private. And it will cost you a kiss.”
Buzz didn’t waste any more time with Emmet’s flirting. He whipped out his wrist laser and flashed it in Emmet’s eyes, making him squeal in blinding pain.
“All right, fine, stop!” he howled. “I’ll show you what I found. But please, don’t flash me in public again.”
With that, Emmet led the Unchanging Ones and his fellow LEGO friend Lucy back to his apartment.
Lucy glared as she looked around at his garbage-filled living space. “Why in the brick are we here, Emmet?”
Woody clenched his nose. “Somebody’s poisoned this waterhole.”
Emmet marched over to his table, swiped off the piles of LEGO chicken legs, ice cream and crabs. He picked up a sheet of LEGO-paper and showed it to the gang.
“This!” he said. “It’s a note from my roommate, Lord Business.”
Everyone gasped. Even though Lord Business had a change of heart after the Kragle incident, he still wasn’t completely trusted. Buzz snatched the note and read it aloud.
“Dear Bricksburg traitors. I, Lord Business, have seen the downfall of our beloved city, and it is happening because of us inviting these Unchanging Ones into our lives. We as a people constantly change, and to go against that is… blah blah blah.”
“Yeah,” Emmet said. “He does really like his monologues, doesn’t he?”
“Blah blah blah,” Buzz continued. “Here we go! I’ve stolen the precious final grand piece of Friendship Tower. If you want it so badly, come and take it from me. I’ll be waiting for you.”
Lucy groaned aloud. “We don’t even know where he is!”
A crash came from the window and a black blur tumbled into Emmet’s apartment. It sprung to its feet and struck an intimidating pose, showing off its bat cape and bat mask.
“I’m Batman,” Batman said. “And I know where Lord Business is hiding.”
Buzz exhaled deeply, his cheeks rosy as he gazed longingly at Batman.
“Oh thank goodness,” he said slowly and intimately. “Now someone who can actually help me… I mean… us is here.”
As the gang followed Batman into his Batmobile, Emmet glared and grumbled at Buzz. Though he had to admit, his view from behind was pretty nice.
***
They flew to the volcano on the outskirts of Bricksburg. Usually its bright orange lava-bricks were the only things spilling out of it, but today a strange hissing sound came from inside, along with an unusual smell.
Batman looked over his sensor data. “I’m detecting higher-than-normal levels of heat in this area.”
“Oh,” Buzz said, running a hand over his bald head. “That’s just because I’m here, batty.”
Batman ignored him, landed the vehicle at the top of the volcano, and everyone got off. Except Emmet, of course.
There, standing right in front of the opening to the volcano, was Lord Business. And next to him was—
“Emperor Zurg!” Buzz shouted. He immediately flipped open his laser and aimed it at the evil bad guy.
“Not so fast, buzzy boy,” Zurg said. He held something in his hands, white and round.
“Wot in tarnation is that?” Woody asked.
Zurg and Lord Business laughed together.
“This,” Lord Business said, pointing to the white circle, “is a gift from Emperor Zurg, an item from the world of the Unchanging Ones. It is a deadly weapon known as… Mentos!”
Everyone shrieked, but then they realized they had no idea what he meant and just kind of shrugged at each other. Lord Business growled and threw his hands up in frustration.
“The Mentos reacts with the chemical that Emperor Zurg supplied inside the volcano. A deadly liquid known as… Pepsi! When he drops the Mentos in, the volcano will erupt, cleansing Bricksburg back to the way it should be.”
Batman steeled himself. “Not if I have anything to say about it.”
He leaped over the volcano toward Zurg and Business… but it wasn’t enough. Only halfway there, he fell into the bubbling brown liquid inside the volcano with a small splash.
“Batman!” Buzz cried, reaching over the edge for his fallen love. All that remained of him was a floating mask. “No… it can’t be. Your cape draped in all the right places!”
“Apparently not,” Lord Business howled. “Zurg! Toss in the Mentos and let’s clean up this mess.”
Emperor Zurg held his hand over the frothing Pepsi volcano, and released the white bomb into it.
“Nooooooo,” Buzz yelled, but there was nothing he could do.
Slash!
Something blurred past their eyes. It was so fast that it knocked everyone back with the force of its speed alone. Whatever it was, it knocked the Mentos into the sky, where it disappeared into the far, far distance.
“What the—”
Lord Business was cut off as he and everyone else turned to see who had arrived at the volcano. There were five of them, each a different color with a long blade in hand, ready to battle.
It was the Bionicles!
“I’ll rip out your stuffing,” the red one said, pointing his blade right at Zurg and Business.
The two bad guys screamed and ran away, leaving the volcano un-erupted and Bricksburg safe for another day. All Buzz could do was kneel in gratitude.
“Thank you my friends,” he said. “How can we ever repay you?”
The heroes shook their heads. “United in duty. Bound in Destiny. This is the way of the BIONICLE.”
“I understand,” Buzz said. “But how did you know we needed your help?”
The BIONICLEs pointed their weapons to the Batmobile. “He called for us.”
Standing in the bright shining door of the vehicle was Emmet himself, arms akimbo, looking to the sky in victory. He glanced at Buzz and gave him a wink.
“I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t get off,” he said. “All thanks to you, Buzz!”
Buzz now looked at Emmet in a new light. This pesky LEGO boy had saved the city, had saved him. And his previous crush was dead. So….
With a smile, Buzz pulled Woody’s string and let the voicebox speak for his heart.
“There’s a snake in my boots!”
Buzz leaned into Emmet’s ear and whispered, “It’s not actually in my boots. And it’s not a snake either.”
Emmet winked back. “I’ve got one of those too. It’s called a vestigial tail.”
After that chat voted that we write this one: Mario gets my dad to come back.
Here’s what we came up with:
author’s note: these characters are my OCs ples do not steal they mean a lot to me personally ples leave me a review and favorite the story. ps also looking for a beta reader pm me if u r interested
mario was nearing the end of his latest adventure in a new land. instead of the mushroom kingdom this was the shroom street, and instead of the koopalings he had defeated trevor and jessie and marie (these are the names of me and my siblings but i wont say which one is me)
anyway mario made it to the final boss of the game. He jumped over a lot of pipes and lava pits and defeated twenty-six goombas, and when he went through the red doors he expected to find bowser and beat him, but it wasn’t bowser behind the red doors.
This was darryl the deadbeat dad, sitting on his throne of vinyls and talking about how they sounded so much better than mp3s even though you couldn’t tell the difference you said you could because you wanted him to like you on your one phone call per month
Anyway mario was ready to beat darryl and he prepared his fire flower but darryl threw an empty bottle at his forehead and was like oh sorry i slipped i didn’t mean to oh god i swear i didn’t mean to but it didn’t matter because it knocked down mario from flower mario to only super mario instead
Mario had to rely on his jumping powers now and prepared to leap on darryl’s head but then darryl opened his mouth and was like hey bucko i know i said we were going to hang out this weekend but crimson bucket is in town for only one night and my buddy guy warren got me tickets and its eighteen plus so i cant take you but i promise next time will be it for sure ill show you all the pics that i took i swear it;ll be great hey gotta go warren’s here talk to you later pal
The pain alone hit mario hard and knocked him down to regular mario. now he had to be careful or else he was going to lose to darryl he only had one life left anyway before it was game over and darryl had too many obstacles. there was only one thing he could do now
Hey darryl mario said in a strong voice you know what i think we need to chat. Hey i made it here by beating up trevor and jessie and marie and hey i just want to let you know that like they didnt even really put up afight? Especially trevor he went down pretty easily the poor kid seemed like he was ready to just give up you know? Anyway what im saying is you might want to spend some more time with them and show them how to fight better because the way things are now shroom street is looking more like doom street.
you are right mario i will stay home tonight darryl said it was nothing personnel kid karen had it coming i should of never married that dumb lady
~ T H E EN D~
Authors note: hey thanks for reading just in case your curious the character trevor has raven dark hair like sasuke and Cerulean eyes like an ocean full of emotion and likes to wear hoodies and is 13 years old and his doctor said that he’s in the 65th percentagile for his height so you can imagine him if you want. Jessie and marie and girls. Ps this is just for your imagintion ples do not steal
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