Summer/Autumn Photo Haiku Captions

Bugs, bikes, back-to-school…

…let’s take a look at some photos Abbey took over summer/autumn and write haiku captions for them!

During the last stream, a subscriber requested that we write some haiku for summer/autumn photos.

Here’s the photos we captioned:

Photo #1: Abbey With A Beetle on the Porch

Here’s some of the haiku highlights for this photo:

Me and Abbey
Leaving home for work
I spot a small beauty on the porch
Oh! A beetle in my flower pot

Sitting on the porch alone
A beetle clings to my sleeve
My only friend

Looking for love
This is not what I had imagined
A human loving me

JebusDota
Eldritch common ancestor
Observing its lords
Soon, servants

gameon12321
Summer days burn bright
In the grass I encounter
Today, a new friend

DaPeaceKeeper
Big Asian beetles
Are quite freaking scary
Like seriously bro.

cozyrogers
Whiskers and nose-horns
Friendly neighborhood beetles
Unexpected love.

Photo #2: Abbey With Her Scooter

Here’s some of the haiku highlights for this photo:

Me and Abbey
All dressed up ready to roll
Great kimono, hair, and ride
Too bad I can’t go anywhere

Hot summer air
Searching for refreshment
On my cool, creamsicle bike

I am so lucky
To have a cute owner
As crazy and loud as I am

JebusDota
I ride to be seen
Arrive lookin’ clean
Teach life to pre-teens

Strawberry lemon
Out of season
Always in style

gameon12321
Neon colors fly
Traditions turned modern wild
American style

cozyrogers
Does anyone have
A spare mask for my scooter?
It is way too sick

EricaDeel
Yellow metal
Framed by sakura petal
Rock-hard mettle

Justintoonz
Her royal rump
Upon my hump
Betwixt us both, we sparkle

Photo #3: Abbey And Japanese Students Who Don’t Care

Here’s some of the haiku highlights for this photo:

Me and Abbey
Hey everyone! Let’s have fun
And study some English!
Silence

Teacher posing during lunch
Oh crap! Better pretend
To care

cozyrogers
Quarantine? What’s that?
Inside is the new outside
Generation divide

What is she doing
Behind me while I’m eating?
Is this an American thing?

Many trees were felled
That they might be moved inside
On sheets of paper

JebusDota
Art depicts art
Smile invites smiles
But Gameboy is fun too

One thousand flowers
One thousand one smiles
One thousand five stories

gameon12321
Teacher shows blossoms
Papered over windowsills
I just want to eat

EricaDeel
Painted, blushing pink
A smile as bright as a flower
Joyful awkwardness

Joe_g89
What’s she doing now
It’s awkward mom energy
We’re just eating soup

BONUS Photo: Abbey Moon Face

Here’s some of the haiku highlights for this photo:

Me and Abbey
The harvest moon rises
Farmers fear for their lives
This year’s crop is their souls

When they call you “crater face”
For the five-hundredth time
And you show them the real meaning of pain

Waking up at night in a tent
To go take a piss
The moon watches in anticipation

Going camping by myself
Oh! I’m not alone
Chatting with my friend the moon

Joe_g89
The planets rise up
Moon Abbey peeps something nice
It sees Uranus

The moon screamed at me
Asking me to play Minecraft
She is a Creeper

AlyxVixen
The solstice moon rose
I stayed to watch
May not sleep again.

cozryrogers
Feel I’m being watched
Something up in the night sky
Not-quite Photoshop

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Hope to see you next time, friend!