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ROASTING People Who Don’t Exist

Writing descriptions of AI-generated human faces is fun… but it’s even MORE fun to roast them!

So let’s fire up the grill and write some scathingly hilarious comments about people who aren’t even real!

During the last stream, the subscribers requested that we roast some AI-generated people.

For those who don’t know, a “roast” is a sort of scathing insult that’s also meant to be funny. It’s very popular particularly in places like the RoastMe subreddit, where people post photos of themselves asking to be roasted.

The website we used to get the AI-generated faces was ThisPersonDoesNotExist, a website that we used before to practice writing descriptions.

Here’s the robot-generated faces we got, plus some highlights from chat:

(Just remember that these roasts are all in good fun, and none of these people are real!)

Auto-Gen Person #1

Grandma telling grandpa to take her picture to put up on ChristianMingles.com.
—Abbey

When you cosplay as the Queen of England.
—nighthawk

His flowers match his eyes. They’re both dead.
—pikapeaches

The grandma that eats the cookies instead of offering them to her grandson.
—JacePT

When Che Guevara shaves his mustache.
—Joe_g89

Mrs. Doubtfire’s understudy.
—NecromancerTea

Auto-Gen Person #2

That face when you peed in the punch bowl at your 10th high school reunion.
—Abbey

Personality as bland as saltine crackers without the salt
—Joe_g89

That smile when the news wants to interview you because your trailer survived the tornado.
—Nighthawk

Her trademark smiling face after reducing a food service worker to tears.
—pikapeaches

That smile when they ask who you voted for.
—cozyrogers

Auto-Gen Person #3

You look like you belong on a billboard about compensation you might be entitled to due to mesothelioma.
—Abbey

The smile after you beat up Aiden, Aiden, and Aiden after they beat your son in the most recent little league game.
—pikapeaches

The smile you see when she takes away your food stamps.
—Joe_g89

Husband: “The divorce lawyer won’t let you get away with this.”
The divorce lawyer:
—cozyrogers

Auto-Gen Person #3

When it’s corn dog day at school and you notice your friend still hasn’t eaten theirs.
—Abbey

When you don’t realize why your parents left you until you look in the mirror.
—cozyrogers

When you are told to smile if you want someone to send you 25 cents a day.
—Joe_g89

When you come back from playing hide and seek after a week because your mom “forgot.”
—Joe_g89

When your special ed teacher tells you you’re not actually an astronaut.
—pikapeaches

Autog-Gen Person #5

When you realize your mullet is neither business in the front nor a party in the back.
—Abbey

When you can’t figure out whether that was a fart or something extra.
—pikapeaches

When you’ve turned 13 in the 1800s and have a midlife crisis.
—pikapeaches

When your drunk mom tries to give you a Justin Bieber haircut.
—Joe_g89

When your parents learn you got an A-.
—cozyrogers

My dad whenever he sees playing with my lightsaber.
—Africa

When you want to play tennis but it’s 1910.
—gameon12321

Auto-Gen Person #6 …Hey, WAIT A MINUTE!

When you’re in your 30’s but still getting your 4th-grade photo taken.
—Abbey

When your forehead could be a helicopter pad.
—Africa

He’s the template God uses to design a more interesting person.
—Joe_g89

That smile when you know its the last time your mom will cut your hair.
—Nighthawk

When it’s time for your closeup but you haven’t properly concealed your reptilian exoskeleton.
—pikapeaches

When you’re both too young and too old for Senior year
—gameon12321

Did you give the hobo back his jacket after the photo?
—AlyxVixen

When all your outfits come from Home Depot.
—cozyrogers

When you write a dozen books nobody wants, so you resort to running an educational writing stream instead.
—cozyorgers

If you want to join us and help write a story by trolling in chat, or share your own writing for feedback, then we’d love to have you join us on Twitch.

And you missed the stream, you can still watch them on the YouTube channel or watch the full stream reruns.

Hope to see you next time, friend!

Featured image: Pakutaso

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