Writing descriptions of AI-generated human faces is fun… but it’s even MORE fun to roast them!
So let’s fire up the grill and write some scathingly hilarious comments about people who aren’t even real!
During the last stream, the subscribers requested that we roast some AI-generated people.
For those who don’t know, a “roast” is a sort of scathing insult that’s also meant to be funny. It’s very popular particularly in places like the RoastMe subreddit, where people post photos of themselves asking to be roasted.
The website we used to get the AI-generated faces was ThisPersonDoesNotExist, a website that we used before to practice writing descriptions.
Here’s the robot-generated faces we got, plus some highlights from chat:
(Just remember that these roasts are all in good fun, and none of these people are real!)
Auto-Gen Person #1
Grandma telling grandpa to take her picture to put up on ChristianMingles.com.
—AbbeyWhen you cosplay as the Queen of England.
—nighthawkHis flowers match his eyes. They’re both dead.
—pikapeachesThe grandma that eats the cookies instead of offering them to her grandson.
—JacePTWhen Che Guevara shaves his mustache.
—Joe_g89Mrs. Doubtfire’s understudy.
—NecromancerTea
Auto-Gen Person #2
That face when you peed in the punch bowl at your 10th high school reunion.
—AbbeyPersonality as bland as saltine crackers without the salt
—Joe_g89That smile when the news wants to interview you because your trailer survived the tornado.
—NighthawkHer trademark smiling face after reducing a food service worker to tears.
—pikapeachesThat smile when they ask who you voted for.
—cozyrogers
Auto-Gen Person #3
You look like you belong on a billboard about compensation you might be entitled to due to mesothelioma.
—AbbeyThe smile after you beat up Aiden, Aiden, and Aiden after they beat your son in the most recent little league game.
—pikapeachesThe smile you see when she takes away your food stamps.
—Joe_g89Husband: “The divorce lawyer won’t let you get away with this.”
The divorce lawyer:
—cozyrogers
Auto-Gen Person #3
When it’s corn dog day at school and you notice your friend still hasn’t eaten theirs.
—AbbeyWhen you don’t realize why your parents left you until you look in the mirror.
—cozyrogersWhen you are told to smile if you want someone to send you 25 cents a day.
—Joe_g89When you come back from playing hide and seek after a week because your mom “forgot.”
—Joe_g89When your special ed teacher tells you you’re not actually an astronaut.
—pikapeaches
Autog-Gen Person #5
When you realize your mullet is neither business in the front nor a party in the back.
—AbbeyWhen you can’t figure out whether that was a fart or something extra.
—pikapeachesWhen you’ve turned 13 in the 1800s and have a midlife crisis.
—pikapeachesWhen your drunk mom tries to give you a Justin Bieber haircut.
—Joe_g89When your parents learn you got an A-.
—cozyrogersMy dad whenever he sees playing with my lightsaber.
—AfricaWhen you want to play tennis but it’s 1910.
—gameon12321
Auto-Gen Person #6 …Hey, WAIT A MINUTE!
When you’re in your 30’s but still getting your 4th-grade photo taken.
—AbbeyWhen your forehead could be a helicopter pad.
—AfricaHe’s the template God uses to design a more interesting person.
—Joe_g89That smile when you know its the last time your mom will cut your hair.
—NighthawkWhen it’s time for your closeup but you haven’t properly concealed your reptilian exoskeleton.
—pikapeachesWhen you’re both too young and too old for Senior year
—gameon12321Did you give the hobo back his jacket after the photo?
—AlyxVixenWhen all your outfits come from Home Depot.
—cozyrogersWhen you write a dozen books nobody wants, so you resort to running an educational writing stream instead.
—cozyorgers
If you want to join us and help write a story by trolling in chat, or share your own writing for feedback, then we’d love to have you join us on Twitch.
And you missed the stream, you can still watch them on the YouTube channel or watch the full stream reruns.
Hope to see you next time, friend!
Featured image: Pakutaso