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Arguing About “Pop” vs. “Soda” in the Afterlife

So as it turns out, when you die you don’t go to Heaven or Hell. You just go to the Light Team or the Dark Team, to square off in an eternal game of afterlife sportsbucket.

Although there is one person who doesn’t play for either team. He is the legendary, the one and only, the… Gray Team Member.

And he is the referee of the eternal match.

During the last stream, chat voted that we write this prompt created by SireFedoraHat: There is no Afterlife. There is not a Heaven neither a Hell. No Salvation and no Damnation. All humans are chosen to be part of the Light or Dark Army depending of their life choices and actions. Warriors in white and warriors in black. You die then, only to see yourself again wearing gray.

There were a lot of directions to take this story, but chat voted for us to take it in a more lighthearted and humorous direction… possibly tossing in some plot points that had come up earlier in the stream.

You can read our story here.

Or you can watch a quick video
of us writing/reading it here.

If you want to join us and help write a story by trolling in chat, or share your own writing for feedback, then we’d love to have you. We stream on Twitch every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday at 7:30pm-11:30pm (U.S. Eastern Standard Time).

And you missed the stream, you can still watch them on the YouTube channel, or watch the full stream reruns.

Hope to see you next time, friend!

Scott Wilson is the author of the novel Metl: The ANGEL Weapon,
forthcoming March 2019.

Featured image: Pakutaso (1, 2) (Edited by me)

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