Every Friday I like to write a too-cool-for-school haiku inspired by a photo from Japan. I bribe my wife to add her own as well, so we can get as many interpretations as possible, and sometimes a Japanese one happens to float in off a gentle breeze of inspiration.
Last week we looked at an advertisement for a hospital from hell. Here’s this week’s photo, a screenshot of a mask for sale on a Japanese website:
My English haiku:
Sold out of Trump masks
Now I must find something else
To impress my friends
Abbey’s haiku:
Why are you yelling?
Sit down and eat your dinner
Here comes the airplane
My Japanese haiku:
日の出のよう
肩から出てる
黄金うんこ
(Like a sunrise)
(It comes out from the shoulders)
(A golden turd)
(Images via Ogawa Studios)
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